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Man reportedly dies after masturbating 62 times on Valentine’s Day


33-year-old David Mabuza, who lives with his parents in Bloemfontein, South Africa, was found dead in his bedroom after reportedly masturbating too much, leading to speculation that he might have been suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentine’s Day.

It was gathered that David, whose mum called security officials upon stumbling on his corpse in his room, died of heart attack on Valentine’s day afternoon after masturbating 62 times in a row.

“1 hour passed since I had called him out for lunch. David was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come out to eat, he was a great kid” David’s mother said as she began to cry.

Officer Ronny Mkhize, who arrived alongside other policemen one hour after David’s mother called, told Nusa reporters what they saw when they opened David’s bedroom door.

“The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.

Recall that we reported few days ago, that a new study in Germany claimed that hundreds of men died yearly in the process of masturbation.

The study showed that death that occur during the process of self-servicing, are caused as a result of oxygen deprivation in the men. This is according to the report delivered by forensic examiner, Dr Harald Voss.

In Hamburg, the body of a man was reportedly found covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He had placed a plastic bag over his head and sat in front of a heater that was switched on.

Another man was found just before the new year who had died from auto-asphyxiation when he was wrapped in chains in a room where “pornographic images were present”.

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